I built my own AI. Here's what it can do.
Personal brain. Live phone agent. End-to-end portrait pipeline. All running. Spin up a sandbox and try them.
Three things you can poke at, breathing on this page.
The brain remembers what matters.
Memory is what the agent always knows — sixty active items, salience-ranked. Recall is what it can find — vector-augmented across everything I've ever logged. Splitting them killed half the bugs.
Active Memory
60 / 60Recall
vector recallfeat: live coaching loop with shouldNotify gate
Re: KPI engine — labor-hours estimator looks right
Idempotent ingest fixes the dropped-batch failure mode
Live AI on the phone. While the call is happening.
Per-track transcription, evidence-backed coaching, signal-to-noise gate. Five-second buffers. Fifteen-second ticks. Bubble appears only when it has something useful.
From four photos to a finished video.
Custom model trained from your photos. Variants in seconds. Composited, animated, shipped — every step idempotent so dropped events can't double-write.
Four rules. No exceptions.
Real Problems
Every experiment has a target. A measurable outcome. An actual human on the other end who benefits if it works.
Ship or It Doesn't Exist
I don't write about things I'm planning to build. I write about things I built. The draft, the failure, the version that worked — those all count.
One Engineer
No dilution. I own every decision: the schema, the API contract, the UX, the production deploy, the 3 a.m. incident.
Discipline Over Hype
Disciplined engineering applied to every layer: explicit errors, typed contracts, zero silent failures, minimal dependencies.
Off the build plate
I also make ridiculous things on a 3D printer.
Nights-and-weekends habit. One of these racked up 200+ downloads and got me roasted in the reviews — all at once. Grab the files, print your own. A couple bucks, instant download.
Tools · Conversation Piece
9BANG — Tactical Flashbang Herb Grinder
A flashbang that grinds your herb. Yes, really.
My most downloaded model and my most roasted. 200+ prints and a comment section that accused me of getting people to 'smoke microplastic.' Conversation piece first, grinder second. Knurled grip, magnetic close, hidden kief tray, numbered for assembly. Is it practical? One reviewer said it 'bangs 2 times ;)' — I'll let you decide.
0.2mm layer · 4 walls · 25% infill · ~31h · PLA (no supports)
Decor · Desk Lamp
Skull Mortar Lamp
A skull. In a mortar shell. That glows.
Organizer · Backyard
Koozie Hub
Koozie dispenser. Peak dad energy. No notes.
Art · Signs & Logos
Golfer Silhouette
A golfer mid-swing, frozen for the desk.
Digital STL files for FDM printers. Print as many as you want — just don't resell the files. Checkout opens shortly; drop your email on any model and I'll ping you the second it's live.
Spin up your sandbox.
A free account gets you hands-on with the same systems you just watched. Not a demo video — the real pipeline, running on your own API keys so the spend stays yours. Or subscribe and use mine.
Try the portrait pipeline
Upload a photo, train a custom model, generate variants. Same pipeline used in production — sandboxed limits.
Talk to the agent
Ask the same agent that runs my brain. Memory and recall both in play. You see the evidence trail.
Browse the build logs
Every experiment, every failure, every cost line — what worked, what didn't, what it replaced.
Free account. Bring your own keys or pick a plan. About ten seconds to start.